R A Y Z . C O M: WEIRD AL's eBay Song

If you buy or sell on ebay and have never heard this song you will love it. Click on the link below. Really cute. I love it. :O)

Here
it is folks.... The next world wide smash hit - all about ebay!!!

Turn
your speakers on, crank up the volume and listen to eBay's own song,
sung in the Style of The BackStreet Boys "I Want It That Way".

Hilarious
to listen to if you're a ebay fan like myself.

INSTRUCTIONS:
Turn on volume and click on "Play" below

The
"eBay song"

Or you click on the link below.
http://rayz.com/eBaySong.asp
Here are the words below. :O)

Yeah a heh...

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy (buy, buy, b.) ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A + +" they all say...
They love me on eBay!

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy it...)
I'm highest bidder.... now!

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, (used by Dr. Dre.... hey!))
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y---y-------y